This program is designed for students who wish to master the intersection of Physics, Patience, and Predation. Led by our distinguished Chair of Study, Professor Whiskers, this curriculum moves beyond simple bird-watching and into the high-stakes world of strategic interception.
CLAW 101: The Silent Approach – A lab-based course on navigating dry leaves without making a sound.
BIRD 202: Window Pane Physics – A theoretical deep dive into why the "invisible barrier" exists and how to chatter at it effectively.
AERO 305: Mid-Air Calculus – Calculating the exact trajectory required to intercept a sparrow before it reaches the birdfeeder.
NAP 400: Sunlight Optimization – A required seminar on maintaining peak physical condition through 18-hour rest cycles.